Oh, I laugh--heartily and deeply--when I hear someone chatter about men and women being equal.

I've been alive a long time and I have never heard a MAN chatter about this, but maybe it's just a statistical aberration.

First thing you have to do is actually look up the meaning of the word "equal." Having the same quantity or measure of another. Being the same as all members of a group. Showing or having no variance in proportion, structure, or appearance.

I really don't think any of these apply to men and women.

Let's get mathematical for a second. Does 1 EQUAL .9999999999999999?

No. It's really, really close, but they're not equal. Women will say that's being technical. Men will say that's being precise. Which is why you want a guy building your rocket ship and not a women, for the most part.

So while we're ALMOST equal, we have these...differences. Like brain chemistry and bodily hormones and such. Oh, and men don't have vaginas. That's another thing that makes it impossible for us to be equal. You notice these things when you keep your eyes peeled.

And now that we've established we're not equal, we ask WHY? Why will men and women never be equal, other than the obvious biological reasons?

Because women couldn't handle being equal to men in, well, actually the length of time would be from the beginning of civilization till whenever you're reading this.

Here are just some of the many reasons:

1. Women wouldn't wear a condom.

2. Women wouldn't enjoy paying for half the freight while having zero decision making power in the baby department. "It's my body and it's your bank account although we both made the mutual decision to bump uglies."

3. Women couldn't handle it if they had to meet the men's requirements in all sorts of things, including fitness requirements in the military.

4. Women's college sports wouldn't like it if they had to survive based on popularity.

5. Hey, didja ever wonder why if women outnumber men there hasn't been a man president? They could just vote Oprah into office every year if they wanted! I don't think they'd like it if we were equal in this area, either.

6. Men do not menstruate in outer space. That's why Starfleet captains are all men or women past menopause.

7. If men and women were equal, then men could give birth to children and women would be forced to relinquish the only trump card in their "men vs. women" hand.

8. Try getting out of a speeding ticket without a big set of hooters sometime.

9. If men and women were equal, one of two things would happen. Women would, like men, want sex all the time and the species would overpopulate. OR, men would, like women, never want it and procreation would cease. Either would result in extinction of the human race.

10. Women would like The Three Stooges. Seventh sign of The AntiChrist.

We may be equals, but we're never be equal. So get over it. And make me a turkey pot pie, woman!

(This is the part when all the chicks get bent out of shape.)


Comments

  • hotaka said Jun 17, 2006...
    And there are plenty of things that men couldn't handle if they had to be equal with women (because 1=1 no matter which side you look at it from). I know I couldn't handle: Stepping into high-heels every workday. Having my friends talk dirt about me when I wasn't around and then inviting me to talk dirt about someone else when that person wasn't around. Wire bras. My girlfriend complains about those. Worrying about panty lines showing. Knowing I was behaving irrationally but being unable to do anything about it until my hormones were back in ballance. Feeling jealous everytime my BF talked to an attractive woman. Worrying about my nails and make-up every morning and throughout the day. Wondering how much time was left on my biological clock. Having to pack all sorts of extra accessories for a camping trip. And lots of other things.
  • GumpyJumptooth said Jun 17, 2006...
    Nice comments, but they're a little off the beam. Most of your comments regard things that don't exist in profundity. Such as women wearing high heels every workday. That hag serving you your fries isn't wearing them, is she? You see, as compared to men, WAY more women also stay at home. You apparently aren't married to one of these type, as high heels don't go with stretch pants and a big T-shirt. You don't think GUYS could handle other guys talking about them? What color is the sky in your world? A guy couldn't care less. A guy doesn't have a boyfriend, so he wouldn't worry about one talking to a girl. Women, by and large, don't worry about the makeup unless they have a real job. The vast majority don't. Having to pack extra for camping? Uh, any guy I know has everything they need for camping. It's the chick that doesn't have everything, and also the one that brought a espresso maker, a curling iron and a TV so they don't miss any good soaps. BTW, who keeps the soap opera industry thriving? Men????? Would MEN watch that moronic crap? Believe all that dubious shit? No. I think we all know who is keeping Guiding Light on the air for the 50th year and it ain't a bunch of guys on Fire Island.
  • hotaka said Jun 18, 2006...
    Sorry if I seemed off the beam. I was merely trying to point out all the things that a lot of women I know complain about that men don't have to worry about. For example, the extra pack for camping, of course a guy has all he needs in one pack. As you said, it's the woman who needs all the other crap. As a guy, I wouldn't want to have to fuss about all that stuff. Take the essentials and leave the rest behind. Basically your reply agrees with the point I was making. I guess I just didn't make myself clear enough. No, a guy couldn't care less what another says about him. But if a man was equal to a woman then in that sense he would care because he would be like a woman. Maybe we are talking about things from opposite sides of the mirror, which was the point I was trying to make anyway. What colour is the sky in my world? Sheesh, what do you think? It depends on the weather, season, atmospheric conditions, time of day, and moon phase. Don't ask me to go into detail.
  • dearalvin said Jun 19, 2006...
    Men and women are not equal nor are they the same, so I agree with both of you. There's shit that a woman deals with that no man wants to be part of. And vice versa. The problem I have is women who want to be just like men, yet can't take the heat! Who am I talking about? Feminists, thank you very much.
  • kelly said Jun 21, 2006...
    Man, what a bunch of whining by the gender who has most of the power. It's pathetic. When women say they want to be treated equally it means they'd like to get paid the same for doing the same work. They'd like to not be treated as sex objects solely. If you think being a man makes you somehow logical and consistent you are completely mistaken. I have known lots of idiot men. Most women I know (but I only hang out with the good ones) are brainly AND they can be emotional. Something that most men are sorely lacking in. It sounds more like bitterness and misogyny than anything else to me. My guess is you're not getting any sex and you're lashing out. If you're threatened by feminism you probably don't have enough skills to compete with them.
  • kelly said Jun 21, 2006...
    [i]Let's get mathematical for a second. Does 1 EQUAL .9999999999999999?[/i] Is that an infinite sequence of 9s? Because if it is then yes, they are equal.
  • misterrogers said Jun 21, 2006...
    Women give birth and that is what they're good at. But when it comes to war and security, it's all the men, isn't it? Well then men and women aren't equal, they each have a place in the world and things should stay that way. Nothing good has come out of a bunch of dykes yelling about rights. It only makes men resent them more. Why be what you're not? Men don't try to be like women! Talk about being jealous, sheesh.
  • GumpyJumptooth said Jun 22, 2006...
    Whining about who has the most power? Who's doing that? There's no need for men to whine about who has the most power, as we've had the most power since....well, since the primordial ooze crawled from the ocean. Basically, since the beginning of time. THREATENED BY FEMINISM??? Oh, that's a HUGE laugh. Feminism has FAILED. Look out your window. Ol' Betty Friedan's spawn have succeeded in what? Electing a president? EVEN A Vice-President? Here's some logic you failed to respond to. (It's OK, you're a woman so it probably just read as hyrogliphics to you.) Because you've outnumbered men since we granted you the right to vote (you're welcome) you supergenius women could have just voted chick president after chick president into office, couldn't you? But it never, ever, ever, ever happens, does it? Check out the rest of the world. How many heads of state are estrogen bags? Very, very, very, very, very few. The facts are in. The world has spoken. You girls just aren't up to the task. Now, in a typical chick moment, you type this: "My guess is you're not getting any sex and you're lashing out." WOW! You must have psychic powers! You're able to determine the sexual regularity of other people just by reading what they've written! Kind of like that guy on Dead Zone! Are you related to Kreskin? How long have you had this psychic ability? Do you also get premonitions from random names in the phone book??? Or, are you a typical chick, armed with zero facts or logical observations, simply lashing out at the truth. Which, as usual, you can't handle. If women want equality for pay, why don't they all voluntarily pass the male physical requirements for the armed forces? They, after all, are getting paid the same, RIGHT? (Ooops. That would be true equality, and we all know you girls don't want THAT!) On the one hand you complain that women can't get paid the same amount for the same job, and then you say we can't compete? Which is it? OOOOPS. I forgot. You're a chick. This is "chick logic". You must be on your period. AND THIS, oh god I can't hardly quit laughing... "Let's get mathematical for a second. Does 1 EQUAL .9999999999999999? Is that an infinite sequence of 9s? Because if it is then yes, they are equal." NO, NO, NO. First, did I indicate that it was an infinitely repeating decimal? No, I did not. The mathematical equation was there, simply stated and factual for you to read. Yet you fanned on it. However, in answer to your question, an infinitely repeating decimal--.99999 repeating perpetually--is NOT equal to 1.0 as it will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever equal that number. Oh, you can round it up if you're doing computations to buy lipstick or birth control pills, but it ain't equal. Ask a mathematician. A male one, if you want the correct answer. Again, this is why you want a guy building your rocket ship, not a chick. Replace your tampon, get a dose of reality, and make us a turkey pot pie, please.
  • kelly said Jun 22, 2006...
    [i]well, since the primordial ooze crawled from the ocean. [/i] And since then the rest of us evolved. We're still waiting for you to catch up.
  • GumpyJumptooth said Jun 22, 2006...
    Wow. You can always tell when a chick is debating. One of the classic signs is the self-serving, out-of-context clip of a quote. Here's the ENTIRE THING: There's no need for men to whine about who has the most power, as we've had the most power since....well, since the primordial ooze crawled from the ocean. Now, oh dullard woman, let me point out a few things you clearly didn't think about (just throw it on the pile of things you haven't mentally processed) before responding. Both men AND women would have been part of the primordial ooze. If you've advanced so much since then, why are you still whining? Why haven't you elected a president? Or why don't you dominate Congress, or Fortune 500 company heads? WHY? Please, explain it all to us. Take some time away from clipping people's posts for you benefit, and enlighten us all, please. And as for catch-up, I will ask again, since you outnumber men, why not vote us all out of office and create the vaginal utopia you so crave? And ANOTHER question...WHO is keeping the soap opera business thriving these days? Men or women? And so we can thank WOMEN for the benefit to society. Thanks, ladies.
  • kelly said Jun 22, 2006...
    I wasn't referring to men and women when I made that comment, actually. I was referring to you specifically. But enough. I already feel guilty for having wasted my time in such juvenile pursuits as baiting misogynists. My condolences to your mom.
  • GumpyJumptooth said Jun 22, 2006...
    Oh, I'm sorry. I suppose your extremely poor writing skills, not to mention another self-serving clip of someone else's writing, are to blame. I'm sure you feel guilty. As for my mom, that would be yet another subject that you have zero percent information about, yet feel one hundred percent comfortable remarking about. Which is just about the classical definition of the female mind. Here's just a little list of things you fanned on: 1. Why haven't women, who outnumber men, simply vote women into political office so they can implement all their precious "we know better than all the men" utopian principles? You failed to answer this. 2. Why are there so very few female heads of state across the globe? Could it possibly be that men being more adept at gaining power is not confined by national boundaries? You failed to answer this. 3. When did you first gain your psychic ability, since you seem to be able to read minds, and divine the attitudes of people's moms? You failed to answer this. 4. Who is keeping the soap opera business afloat? Men or women? Do you believe this is the shining example of feminist accomplishment that you have bestowed upon the world? You failed to answer this. Great line from the movie "As Good As It Gets" which pertains to you and most women. Receptionist (female, of course): How do you write women so well? Jack Nicholson: I think of a man. Then I remove REASON, and ACCOUNTABILITY. Thank you for demonstrating the truism of that statement. Now kindly replace your tampon and go back to eating bon-bons and convincing yourself the world has conspired to thwart you and your ilk because of some quirk, rather that the overwhelming and staggering reality of the actual fact.
  • Neriodavid said Jun 23, 2006...
    EQUAL is really a problematic word when it comes down to handle situations of human affair. It is simply because the limitations of human language. In fact, "All the problems are because of the language", as a Linguist or symbolist may say. But, despite all the problems ( sometimes, people just don't aware them or don't care ), human language is so important and vital, we still want to use it. I think the hardest part of talking about "Men and Women Be Equal" is when we are seriously want to get the REAL meaning of EQUAL out of this Men-and-Women-Be-Equal statement.
  • GumpyJumptooth said Jun 23, 2006...
    If these problems were indiginous to English, or one language, I'd agree with you. But they're not. They're pretty much world wide. And, if we're indicting the language, then perhaps women should use the language properly and request to be equals rather than equal? As I stated earlier, I believe that men and women should be EQUALS but that they will never be EQUAL.
  • CreativeWoman said Jun 27, 2006...
    Gumpy, You are quite good at debating. I actually agree that men and women aren't equal. We are different. Our thought processes are different. Our bodies are different. I believe that is why we mate. If we are lucky enough to choose the right man or woman to compliment our differences, then we will achieve some sort of happiness. The trick is finding the right balance. That's my theory learned the hard way.
  • SOLDIERCIPSWIFE said Jul 18, 2006...
    "Why women will never be equal to men' You put all women into one basket and then begin to degrade us as though we are all whinning and complaining. I have never had the complaint that I wasn't equal. You claim to be a super genius, but it doesn't take a super genius to point out the obvious physical differences. May I please speak up for us women who are perfectly happy being women and clear up some of the really crappy comments you made. I don't know what kind of housewives you have known, but as far as soap operas go..What a joke. My TV goes on when my husband gets home. I take care of a 9 yr old, a nine month old, the house and the yard...Yes, you're probably thinking what a pathetic job...I can tell you that I can't wait to get back to 12 hour days at the office...I NEED THE BREAK. When someone walks in my house there is not a dish to be found in the sink, a dirty piece of laundary, a bed unmade, a floor that isn't mopped or vacuumed, a piece of furniture that isn't dust free, a window that isn't spotless, not to mention my yard that is watered, mowed and edged by yours truly. NO time for soap operas here. Big tee shirts and stretch pants for housewives?? Come on now. SOme of us still love looking sexy for our husbands. I make sure I have showered, shaved my legs, done my hair and have (well its summer so) cutoff shorts and a tank top on when my husband comes home. Yes he loves me in my jean shorts!!!! As far as intelligence goes. I am not sure who you have encountered in your life, but obviously you have never spoken with an intelligent woman. YOu know my husband always says he is so glad to be home...so he can have an intelligent conversation..with me. Yes, he works with all men. Hmmm You pose the question of why we haven't voted more women into office or why there hasn't been a woman president. First of all you are assuming that intelligent women would want a political career. Politicians afterall are nothing more than bullshitters, liars and manipulators for the most part...Yes, I can see why a woman would not want that job. I love being a woman...I love the challenges. I am really sorry you think we are all miserable, soap opera watching, whining women who would love to be a man...NO thanks...Wouldn't trade being a wife and mother for anything...Even the claim of being so called equal!!!
  • GumpyJumptooth said Jul 18, 2006...
    >>"Why women will never be equal to men' You put all women into one basket and then begin to degrade us as though we are all whinning and complaining.<< Degrade? No, if I wanted to do that, I'd have written some very DIFFERENT things. Instead, I stick to facts. For instance, "What were you trying to spell--"winning" or "whining"--when you typed whinning? You did this, not I. And you ARE a woman, right? >>I have never had the complaint that I wasn't equal.<< You have never heard this as a complaint about you, or you have never complained about this yourself? Kinda would help if you'd learn SOME language, since you aren't handling English too well. The fact that you are not equal to a man is just a fact. Men and women have different sets of sexual organs, and hence, can not be equal. Deal with it, please. I didn't invent the human race, someone else did that. >>You claim to be a super genius, but it doesn't take a super genius to point out the obvious physical differences.<< See above. Not everything a SuperGenius says requires his full skills. In fact, when conversing with you, not many of them are required at all. >>May I please speak up for us women who are perfectly happy being women and clear up some of the really crappy comments you made.<< Please. Please. Speak up. >>I don't know what kind of housewives you have known, but as far as soap operas go..What a joke. My TV goes on when my husband gets home. I take care of a 9 yr old, a nine month old, the house and the yard...Yes, you're probably thinking what a pathetic job...I can tell you that I can't wait to get back to 12 hour days at the office...I NEED THE BREAK.<< Let me paraphrase here..."WAH! WAH! WAH!!!! I CHOSE A WAY OF LIFE AND I DON'T LIKE IT AS MUCH AS THE OFFICE, WHICH IS EASIER!" However, we need to review your complete inability to comprehend fact. And your seeminly insatiable urge to consider your own personal experience binding for the vast majority. Again, which sex is predominantly watching SOAP OPERAS and keeping that industry IN BUSINESS FOR THE LAST 75 YEARS???? Men or women??? A simple study of demographics and Arbitron ratings or a sample from the Standard Rate and Data Service will show that it's WOMEN by a vast majority. Thanks, women, for this great benefit to society, the soap opera. But you'd do well in one, with all your histrionics and melodramatics. >>When someone walks in my house there is not a dish to be found in the sink, a dirty piece of laundary, a bed unmade, a floor that isn't mopped or vacuumed, a piece of furniture that isn't dust free, a window that isn't spotless, not to mention my yard that is watered, mowed and edged by yours truly.<< You sound like an excellent maid. >>NO time for soap operas here.<< Oops. I take that excellent maid thing back. Most of THEM can squeeze in a soap opera during the spin cycle. >>Big tee shirts and stretch pants for housewives?? Come on now. SOme of us still love looking sexy for our husbands.<< Yeah, that explains the 50% divorce rate and all the cheating men do on their wives. The superhotness of the wives. >>I make sure I have showered, shaved my legs, done my hair and have (well its summer so) cutoff shorts and a tank top on when my husband comes home. Yes he loves me in my jean shorts!!!!<< A pig loves slop. There's no accounting for taste, is there. I mean, someone loved Hitler. Again, your personal anecdote isn't an automatic cross section of humanity. >>As far as intelligence goes. I am not sure who you have encountered in your life, but obviously you have never spoken with an intelligent woman.<< Ah, YOU--the woman who can't spell or conjugate verbs--are going to tell me what an intelligent woman is? Hardy har har. >>YOu know my husband always says he is so glad to be home...so he can have an intelligent conversation..with me. Yes, he works with all men.<< Your husband? You mean the fucking moron that signed up for the military and then found it unacceptable to be at war? That bright shining star? Yeah, maybe even YOU are smarter than THAT retard. But together I doubt you could read the label on a pack of summer sausage. >>You pose the question of why we haven't voted more women into office or why there hasn't been a woman president. First of all you are assuming that intelligent women would want a political career. << So, you don't consider Hillary Clinton, Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstein, Kay Bailey Hutchinson, Geraldine Ferraro, Condalizza Rice, or countless others as intelligent women? I certainly do. Some of THEM can even SPELL!!!!! >>Politicians afterall are nothing more than bullshitters, liars and manipulators for the most part...Yes, I can see why a woman would not want that job.<< See above. Any of them would LOVE to be President. >>I love being a woman...I love the challenges. I am really sorry you think we are all miserable, soap opera watching, whining women who would love to be a man...NO thanks...Wouldn't trade being a wife and mother for anything...Even the claim of being so called equal!!!<< Well, you COULDN'T trade it for anything. That's the point. No one would give you anything for it. But thank you for yet ANOTHER example of stating my opinion FOR ME--incorrectly and melodramatically--and then treating it as fact. We finally found something you're good at.
  • truthblogs said Jul 19, 2006...
    Satire is always a good life, but seriously though...why muse people insist on constantly comparing man and woman? We are biologically different and always have been. It is the unity of man and woman which is a truly beautiful and complete entity. Seperate, we are just two halves of a very big puzzle.
  • GumpyJumptooth said Jul 20, 2006...
    >>Seperate, we are just two halves of a very big puzzle.<< Yes, but not two EQUAL halves. I find it particularly hilarious that some people didn't get that this was completely tongue in cheek. Mostly female "people". You'd think the menstruation in outer space remark alone would have clued them in.
  • Bopster said Sep 5, 2006...
    yeah, but what about the hermaphrodites? Everyone always forgets about them!
  • 00purple666 said Sep 15, 2006...
    Who needs a tv or magazine when I've got this to read lol
  • forextrading said Nov 4, 2006...
    Well, being a housewife is a job I would never consider as a full-time occupation because it is underpaid; the problem is, when I was married, I had to do it as a free-lancer (as in do it for free), as I had 1 full-time and two part-time jobs to fit in (plus the phd); the-ex-then-hubby was on a jobless self-pitying ego-trip at that time.So, guys, how long would you put up with a girlfriend/partner/wife who stays at home, does nothing,  turns down job-offers family, friends and you have found (quality job offers matching her qualifications and earlier professed ambitions), nags you about not doing the housework and cooking and grooming when you come home from work at 9 in the evening (a typical phrase "I have been staring at the dishes in the sink all day long...")... I could go on and on... Come on, life is so short... And women's worst vice is patience. We put up with too much for too long.Yes, we are different. Women are much stronger, and, unfortunately, sometimes stupid enough to tolerate as partners men who are not their equals.
  • forextrading said Nov 5, 2006...
    P.S. Apology for the previous post - it hit home, and that should be noone else's business; but it did hit home. No hard feelings - they would be misplaced here; just wanted to say that these things are very personal, and at the same time, if you look at the big picture, we are all trapped in circumstances out of our (personal) control. Sorry to spoil the fun. Really. Truce. ;)
  • GumpyJumptooth said Dec 16, 2006...
    >>Well, being a housewife is a job I would never consider as a full-time occupation because it is underpaid; the problem is, when I was married, I had to do it as a free-lancer (as in do it for free), as I had 1 full-time and two part-time jobs to fit in (plus the phd); the-ex-then-hubby was on a jobless self-pitying ego-trip at that time.So, guys, how long would you put up with a girlfriend/partner/wife who stays at home, does nothing,  turns down job-offers family, friends and you have found (quality job offers matching her qualifications and earlier professed ambitions), nags you about not doing the housework and cooking and grooming when you come home from work at 9 in the evening (a typical phrase "I have been staring at the dishes in the sink all day long...")... I could go on and on... Come on, life is so short... And women's worst vice is patience. We put up with too much for too long.Yes, we are different. Women are much stronger, and, unfortunately, sometimes stupid enough to tolerate as partners men who are not their equals.<<What caliber of gun did he put to your head to force you to marry him against your will.?  You chose a bad husband and now want martyrdom.  Sorry.  Any man who has been single for any length of time and knows how to cook and clean for himself would think he won the fucking lottery if he got to stay home and do such while someone else busted their ass in an office from 9 to 5.
  • bichladi said Jan 15, 2007...
    This is cracking me up!  I am a woman and I agree with most of what the men are saying in here! 
  • dailyachesandpains said Jan 15, 2007...
    Gumpy, I too agree with you!  You managed to crack me up once again! Bye the way, did they ever find the 2 other DB's on the mountain? Thanks, buddy! Daily
  • Newton said Oct 7, 2007...
    Another thing that make men and women different is there math skills. You see most of the greatest mathematicians and physicists are men. You can say that this is because in the times of Newton,Gauss,Fermat and so and so, women weren't even allowed to learn math(or any science for that matter). But even nowadays look at who are the greatest mathematicians and physicists. Women may get more college degrees even in math(not in Physics though) but when it comes to really advanced,groundbreaking math men are far ahead of women. The key is that men are better when it comes to abstract thinking. I honestly believe size of the brain has nothing to do with this. I'm not a sexist. I'm just saying some facts.
  • maskddingo said Dec 2, 2007...
    >> Politicians afterall are nothing more than bullshitters, liars and manipulators for the most part...Yes, I can see why a woman would not want that job.<< I don't know.. seems pretty well suited for a woman to me.. that is if we go by the requirements you stated >> [i]Let's get mathematical for a second. Does 1 EQUAL .9999999999999999?[/i] Is that an infinite sequence of 9s? Because if it is then yes, they are equal. << Wow.... talk about a credibility killer... I'm still laughing over here... Let me share a relevant story... I work as head of IT for a medium sized company. I work very closely with the owner to determine current technology needs.. So we get a lot of time to just talk and BS and shoot the shit or whatever. The other day he tells me (jokingly) how he doesn't want to hire any more women. Right now I'd say we have about a 50-50 split in the office. I ask him why that is.. his response: " When I tell a guy to go do something a certain way he goes and does it without question, when I tell a woman to do the same thing all she will do is want to know why, tell me it should be done different, and then do it her own way anyway". Now it's possible he was referring to one single woman and incorrectly extrapolating that to "all women". But I still think it's relevant to this topic. It comes down to this... equal pay for equal work question. See, to my boss from his point of view... he isn't getting the same quality of work from this woman... as he is from that man. No stereotype led him to this conclusion, it was real world observation at his very own company. Let me qualify this by saying, no it is NOT right or correct in anyway to generalize about a certain sex based on the performance of one member of that sex... or even 10 members of that sex. However, this sort of thing does happen. There are some really dumb men out there who wreck some things for us guys, but there are far more spectacularly stupid women out there ruining it for all you good, real women...
  • thorneyryan said Oct 27, 2008...
    I love how all this chauvanistic LOSER'S statements are in the CONDITIONAL tense! That's because he will never know if any of these things would ever happen - it is impossible to know because of people like HIM! I'd really love to know what qualifies this excuse for a human being to express these narrow minded and frankly insulting opinions. I bet he wasn't saying all this to a woman when he was using her for his own pleasure...or maybe he's gay...that'd make sense. Anyway, I am glad to say women don't model all men on what this man is like because if they did there'd be no procreation - an issue which this THING seems extremely concerned about.
  • GumpyJumptooth said Nov 2, 2008...
    I love how all this chauvanistic LOSER'S statements are in the CONDITIONAL tense! That's because he will never know if any of these things would ever happen - it is impossible to know because of people like HIM! I'd really love to know what qualifies this excuse for a human being to express these narrow minded and frankly insulting opinions. I bet he wasn't saying all this to a woman when he was using her for his own pleasure...or maybe he's gay...that'd make sense. Anyway, I am glad to say women don't model all men on what this man is like because if they did there'd be no procreation - an issue which this THING seems extremely concerned about.TRANSLATION: I'm on the rag.
  • intotheblue said Jan 15, 2009...
    1-there are women condoms, too. haha! get more informed.
  • ronald25 said Feb 28, 2009...
    from the dawn of time men have been higher on the food chain! its horrible to all the women out there but its true... we run faster,we are stronger, actually built and designed everything you have in your purse and smeared over you face! and the highheels you wear .....all done by men, for you... we fight on the front line in war to protect you, lay down our lives for our girls! ..... actually we do everything better! yes you may have the babies but we put them inside you! try getting yourself pregnant!... yes its sad that you are objectified... but thats life! we have to work longer before retirement and genetically die early... women saying that they want to be equal to men have something wrong with them why would a wiman want to be like a man??... (lesbian maybe??) its funny these women feminist types think men are scared or intimidated by them .. but the cold hard reality is we laugh at you for trying so futile to be the same ... when you will never have a penis.. and never be the same... sorry its the way it is! but its alright have your whinge! your only making everyone laugh! and nobody actually listens they just nod and think what a butch knob head!.... haha sorry i love women ... i love what they do , how they look, thier beautiful personalities, thier quick wit.... the ones dont dont wanna be men but respect them for every thing they can do that women cant... and i respect the things that women do that men cant, but as for those who cryu equal and desperatley try to convince people they are worthy... its a losing game women will never be like men and cant be like men and cant succeed in areas of life that are for men!... as we cant do the things they can,
  • SidtheSquid said Jun 22, 2009...
    Reading all these responses has been incredibley entertaining. Thank you for helping my puny, woman brain better understand why it is that the 'all powerful man' and all his glory has far exceeded the rest of the animal species on earth by providing the rest of us lowly females with such a prosperous and awesome planet filled with famine, disease, war (which yes, you powerful men are so very good at creating), global warming, and so many other discredits to your gender. Job well done men! Maybe it time you step down from your self-acclaimed throne of denial.
  • GumpyJumptooth said Jul 1, 2009...
    Listen, cunt, you can't blame men for famine, disease, war, and all that other stuff.YOU OUTNUMBER US.  You could easily vote any law, tarrif, or proclamation you wanted into effect.  Creating the Utopia we all know you women have been holding back for these centuries.The fucking stupidity you demonstrate here is more likely the cause of your enslavement to the male of the species.
  • SidtheSquid1 said Jul 1, 2009...
    Your inability to reply to my comment without miserably attempting to instult me further illustrates men's inability to control their emotions which is a contributing factor to the horrible state of the world today.  If we cannot blame the leaders of countries (mostly male might I add) for the world's famine, disease, war, global warming, etc., who is to blame? Women? For what? Staying at home while caring for children, cooking, and cleaning. Laughable. You are like an open book. This is a perfect example of denial. Blaming others for your failures despite a logical, even somewhat convincing argument. You have so many holes in your argument it looks like swiss cheese! We women have only been voting in the US since 1920 (long after the Industrial Revolution, which jumpstarted global warming. Might I add the lack of emissions-regulating laws during this time due to men's stupidity.). In many other countries women have just recently been given the right to vote. Still others dont even allow women common rights that we have today such as owning property. War is fought by men. Disease--for example AIDS mostly spread by men due to their physiology and promiscuity. It even was started by men 'somehow' contracting AIDS from monkeys. Did you know that in Africa is it believed by men that a man can get rid of AIDS by having sex with a virgin? They rape children--even babies further spreading the disease among the innocent! Famine is due to the world's leaders' inability to provide adequate resources for their people partially due to their greed for money. You men have been in control for the majority of written history. Your inability to take responsibility for your actions has cost us dearly. Wake up from your slumber of denial and face the cold reality of failure. But it is not too late. I still have faith in man. If we stop this senseless bickering and work together, we can pull through. But you cannot do it without women. Have you no shame? Do you have a mother, sisters, aunts, female cousins, etc.? Would you not wish them health and prosperity? Stop this nonsense. It makes you appear weak, dishonorable, puny, and ignorant.  
  • SidtheSquid1 said Jul 2, 2009...
    Oh and just for the record, your pitiful argument that women do not understand that .999999... does not equal 1 is false. .99999 (infinite repeating decimal) DOES equal 1. You are a no mathmatician. You want proof?  0.9999... = Sum 9/10^n (n=1 -> Infinity) = lim sum 9/10^n (m -> Infinity) (n=1 -> m) = lim .9(1-10^-(m+1))/(1-1/10) (m -> Infinity) = lim .9(1-10^-(m+1))/(9/10) (m -> Infinity) = .9/(9/10) = 1 This proof is one of the most basic problems you will encounter in elementary calculus. I know because I have successfully completed (my puny woman brain managed all A's) 2 semesters of college calculus and am currently enrolled in Differential Equations. Just wondering..did you do any research at all on this point or did you just pull this out of your ass?
  • nijoj said Dec 13, 2009...
    Women in India "do not want to and can never be" equal to men because of the several advantages. Do u Agree? Lets take marriage for example: Suppose the girl is good looking, from an average family, with no job. Her demand will be someone who is handsome, highly qualified, having a good position (with huge salary) as her husband. Here men and women are not equal. The other example is that of asking for reservation in trains, buses, Parliament, etc. etc. Neither here are men and women equal. I believe very strongly that they are just making men fools.
  • GumpyJumptooth said Dec 14, 2009...
    1 will never equal .9999 infinite.  Ever.  You do know what the equals sign is, right?You don't round up.  The number will be close to one, but never equal one.Chick thinking.
  • Tsunami4 said Mar 24, 2010...
    I hate to ruin your whole "lol stupid chick thinking" comment there, but I'm afraid 0.9999 is equal to 1. By the way, your entire rant was poorly founded in my opinion. The only real difference between guys and girls is that they make the babies, which does two things as you've already mentioned-- it gives them a emotional period every month and makes their anatomy physically weaker than men. Besides that, the only difference is culture. The reason women generally aren't as smart as men is because that is the way society has grown. You can't blame women for their gender's history any more than you can blame blacks for their statistically lower education compared with whites. It's not their fault they spent generations and generations as slaves. So if you decide to make a new, well thought out post on this topic, or any topic for that matter: a. Make sure your metaphors are accurate and b. Explain relevant criteria thoroughly instead of degrading and/or demeaning anyone. Cheers?
  • Sophia13 said Oct 3, 2010...
    Wow, 'GrumpyJumptooth', I can probably guess you're single. And if you're not, I'm suprised she even wants to stay with you, the way you think. Unless you're a homosexual. Oh, and I agree that the man and the woman are not equal biologically, but they are psycologically.
  • Sophia13 said Oct 3, 2010...
    Oh, and, you're a bastard. A sexist bastard.
  • Sophia13 said Oct 3, 2010...
    SidTheSquid1, Tsunami4, you're bloody brilliant.
  • str8up said Oct 23, 2010...
    ts kind of sad really for one .99999 ect does NOT equal one goddammit your rounding the decimal it will be ridiculously close but not equal or else it will be one and i cant even believe the bullshit women are putting on here men started war? famine? global warming? well guess what? retard women are contributing to more than 60% of commuter pollution due to soccer moms picking thier kids up from school and running errands with thier "girlfriends" while men are BUSTING THEIR ass getting KILLED on the fronts of war and working a 9-5 just to put food in your whiney mouth. you are killing the ozone more than WE are your argument is now invalid. Second women outnumber women so technically your eating most of the food that's causing food shortages. Another thing is a lady previously said that men are more promiscuous and spread aid. OH COME ON women this day and age are promiscuous whores that would love to give oral sex for a couple of dollars cuz her ass is too lazy to work. Yes men are secual beasts and we lust, but its in our nature. And form men to fulfill that lust we need equally lusty women so HAH(and no im not counting gays ect)
  • str8up said Oct 23, 2010...
    ts kind of sad really for one .99999 ect does NOT equal one goddammit your rounding the decimal it will be ridiculously close but not equal or else it will be one and i cant even believe the bullshit women are putting on here men started war? famine? global warming? well guess what? retard women are contributing to more than 60% of commuter pollution due to soccer moms picking thier kids up from school and running errands with thier "girlfriends" while men are BUSTING THEIR ass getting KILLED on the fronts of war and working a 9-5 just to put food in your whiney mouth. you are killing the ozone more than WE are your argument is now invalid. Second women outnumber women so technically your eating most of the food that's causing food shortages. Another thing is a lady previously said that men are more promiscuous and spread aid. OH COME ON women this day and age are promiscuous whores that would love to give oral sex for a couple of dollars cuz her ass is too lazy to work. Yes men are secual beasts and we lust, but its in our nature. And form men to fulfill that lust we need equally lusty women so HAH(and no im not counting gays ect)
  • GumpyJumptooth said Feb 6, 2011...
    I hate to ruin your whole "lol stupid chick thinking" comment there, but I'm afraid 0.9999 is equal to 1. THIS IS AWESOME!  You're PROVING your ignorance of mathematics!Mathamitically speaking, they are not the same value, and hence, not truly the same amount. The difference between the two amounts is infinitely small, and can not be truly understood, only accepted as existing, but the difference still remains.PROOF: Consider the fraction 1/3, when made into a decimal, it equals .3333 repeating, and 2/3 equals .6666 repeating. When you add 1/3 and 2/3, you get 3/3, which is 1, but when you add .3333 repeating and .6666 repeating, you get .9999 repeating.THEY ARE NOT THE SAME VALUES.  From Steven Hawking to a dullard like yourself who has proven their ignorance.NOT TRUE STATEMENT:1=.99999999infTRUE STATEMENT1>.99999999infA greater than amount cannot equal an amount it is greater than.  Basic math proven over and over again throughout time.  EQUALS in math does not mean "pretty close".
  • GumpyJumptooth said Feb 6, 2011...
    Wow, 'GrumpyJumptooth', I can probably guess you're single. And if you're not, I'm suprised she even wants to stay with you, the way you think. Unless you're a homosexual. Oh, and I agree that the man and the woman are not equal biologically, but they are psycologically. You guess, and you're WRONG.  Chickish.  Based on simple typed words you can suddenly predict things.  By the way, even a person qualified to make such assessments (which you are not) would never do so over an internet blog.  So you think someone who does not believe women are equal to men and vica versa is automatically a homosexual?  Wow.  How enlightened you are.  Do you wear the pillow case over your head while burning crosses or do you let the others do that?Do you ever plan to learn to spell "psychologically" or do you just want to confirm your ignorance via your communications here?
  • GumpyJumptooth said Feb 6, 2011...
    Besides that, the only difference is culture. The reason women generally aren't as smart as men is because that is the way society has grown. You can't blame women for their gender's history any more than you can blame blacks for their statistically lower education compared with whites. It's not their fault they spent generations and generations as slaves. So if you decide to make a new, well thought out post on this topic, or any topic for that matter: a. Make sure your metaphors are accurate and b. Explain relevant criteria thoroughly instead of degrading and/or demeaning anyone. Cheers? So, first of all, you claim above, that women aren't as smart as men.  You even give some BS reasons for it.  But the point there is THAT YOU AGREE WITH MY POSITION.  YOU, YOURSELF claim women aren't as smart as men.  So, quod erat demonstrandum.THEN, you go to Strawmanville (while later telling people to get their metaphors straight) by bring in OUT OF WHOLE CLOTH the subject of AFRICAN-AMERICANS, not blacks, Governor Wallace.  This is a Strawman tactic.  Garden variety.  You're looking stupid with the actual matter at hand so you bring something up, throw out some warmed over personal beliefs as reality.  Amateur.  Learn what "equals" means and get back to me.A gender's history?  Hmmm...in this country the vast majority of females can do math.  Certainly they can add well enough to discover that they outnumber men of voting age.  Women could vote a president into office every time if they wanted.  Or, they could present a candidate that both sexes thought was good enough.  But they haven't.  I didn't do that.  Reality did that.I also didn't keep the fortune 500 companies from picking women over men.  Reality also did that.  I'm just pointing out the FACT of it.As for African-Americans?  I think there's one with the most difficult job to get in the world right now.  Perhaps you should shore up your own metaphors?  
  • Shrew said Jul 11, 2011...
    This was amazing to read. I totally agree with what you say. Not being a sexist, just saying that he prevents genuinely valid arguments.

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